What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

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-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

When do you start "growing old"?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

How do I get fit at home?